NEETs & Depression

I’ll be the first to admit that most, hell, that a full 90% of NEETs in America are unhealthy. They hate themselves, they’re addicted to infodrugs or chemical drugs, and they are clinically diagnosed with a cornucopia of mental disorders. This doesn’t seem to, this does, correlate perfectly with lack of employment.

But correlation is not causation. Sadly, we live in a puritan culture. Fringe groups try to legitimize themselves by bragging about how much work they do. And those who don’t work are demonized, regardless of whether it was their choice or not. Greed, wrath, lust, gluttony, envy, and pride are all not just favored in our society, but literally necessary to keep it going. Once considered sins, these are now considered virtues in a civilization which in truth worships none but the god of Economy.

So the sin of sloth, of laziness, of NEETdom, has been forced to take on all the hate that was once divvied up between all seven. As a culture we no longer criticize ethnic groups for being overly lustful or gluttonous or greedy, we criticize their laziness. For instance, Mexico recently surpassed America’s “respectable” obesity rate, yet the stereotype of illegal immigrants (the people who literally broke the law to find work) is that of an anchor-baby-producing welfare queen. Similarly, when was the last time you heard that asians were overly lustful?

That’s why NEETpride is such a revolutionary movement. We embrace the single trait modern society despises and have the balls to be proud of it. Anyone who learns of this, be they family, stranger, or friend, feels a mix of negative emotions. They’re angry that they’re still plugging away at some drudgery they hate instead of living how they want. They’re jealous that we don’t have to. They’re sad as they’re reminded that they have no choice and they see no way out. So they take it out on us. Even if they didn’t, the mainstream media is constantly telling everyone that it’s the people who aren’t working who are destroying the economy, casually tacking “harbingers of the apocalypse” on to our collective list of sins. That 24/7/365 barrage of bile is what makes most NEETs sick. There’s your causation.

There are three solutions. The simplest one, as per usual, is money. If you’re rich you’re allowed to not work. Because reasons. Actually, because our society is designed so that those with the most money are the most morally correct. The second hardest is to not give a fuck what society thinks. Bohemian crustpunk NEETs and NEETs who embrace internet culture are for the most part already doing this. No one ever said being a NEET was easy. You gotta have thick skin. The last solution is by far the most difficult: change society at it’s core. Throw out puritan rhetoric and make NEETdom cool again. I suspect it will take nothing less than the implementation of a UBI system to accomplish this. Probably equally important is healthy living. Because many NEETs are depressed, they stop taking care of themselves which starts a vicious cycle. Learn proper nutrition and fitness and do it. You don’t need to be a bodybuilder to be healthy. Changing society for the better is certainly possible with memes alone though. The first step along that path is without a doubt, NEETpride.

Hawai’i:iii

When I get comfortable, I get drunk. When I get drunk, I get sloppy. On my third night in Kalama I realized it was going to rain, so I figured I’d get a 750mL flask of cheap vodka. You know, to help me sleep in the rain. Welp, it worked. I woke up to the rain stopping, laying on my barren tarp. No tent to be found. With nearly the worst hangover of my life I stumbled around the beach and park picking up pieces of my tent and my life. It was a Eureka Spitfire, the old version with metal poles. The kind that was the most highly rated single-person tent on Amazon for a while. The kind they no longer make. I wasn’t devastated, although that was more because my hangover was occupying the majority of my headspace. 

I stuffed the pieces in my soaked backpack (planning to repair it) and went to seek out a massive greasy breakfast that included a taco bowl, Jack in the Box, $6 of 7/11 junkfood, and fancy ramen. For some reason, whenever I lose money I get the uncontrollable urge to spend more. I couldn’t fix my tent so I was forced to buy a new one. Including the tent I ended up buying at Target I spent $80 in one day when my daily budget was supposed to be $5/day. At this point I had $20 to my name. At least I could now safely write booze out of my budget!

I set up camp behind a dumpster where I’d found a dozen individually sealed breakfast bars and right as I was packing up the next day a security guard came by and told me to move. He gave me advice on where to camp the next night at least. I went to Kalama beach one more time because it really was a nice beach when it came to cleanliness, sand quality, water quality, and view. I chilled in front of the ocean and wrote a little bit, then got the impulse to do a cool writer thing. I took that reefer pipe I’d found on the ground a week earlier and wordlessly gave it to the first teenager without parents present I could find. We exchanged stone-faced thumbs up and both went our separate ways.

I continued my circumnavigation around the island, obviously skipping the nearby Marine base. I tried to use the library at Hawaii Pacific University but they wouldn’t let me in. With no choice, I continued along Kamahameha Highway. I feel like most people don’t get to appreciate the natural beauty along this road seeing as they are driving through it as fast as possible. It’s actually a beautiful jungle valley with a surprisingly few number of trailheads. Maybe on a different day I’d make some myself, but I was still pissed about drunkenly destroying my tent and completely risk-averse. I found a chill place to camp on the fringe of He’eia State Park around 5PM and called it a night with a half dozen episodes of Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka.

I kept on trekking along Kamahameha Highway, jamming out to the Sonic Mania soundtrack through more rich-person neighborhoods. So many places I wanted to explore were fenced off. It reminded me of the Azure Coast (I’ll never write French!) in a way. Luckily there were a few neat little beach access places, like this shady cove. I charged up my phone with the sun at the only nearby park and grabbed some garlic chicken musubi at the 7/11. I had completely walked around He’eia state park and now was headed toward the Valley of the Temples, solely because of the cool name. I was watching Dagashi Kashi when a heterosexual-looking dude pulled up and asked me if I wanted a ride. If I could smell, I would have smelled the weed on him.

He gave me a ride a couple miles down the road to the Valley of the Temples (which was an underwhelming graveyard) and invited me to roll a joint. My success with doing this is generally a crapshoot and I feared I was biting off more than I could chew what with doing it in a moving vehicle and using a roach (my suggestion). It came out great though. I impressed him with my thoughts on society and rolling skills so much he handed me a little over a gram of his dank Gorilla Glue. The universe provides my friends! If only I didn’t give away that pipe a few days earlier…

Things took a slight turn for the worse when he tried to drop me off at an illegal trailhead at the back of the Valley of the Temples. Right as he drove off, a security guard picked me up. It wasn’t all bad though. He drove me to a safe, legal place to camp a little down the street. Before I could even start down the trail, a hippie woman demanded I get into her car. Earlier that day I remembered a woman screaming “awesome” as she drove past me but I wasn’t sure if this was the same one. She wanted to smoke me out but naturally, we matched instead. When I eventually got to the camping area I ended up staying there for two days just cause it was so perfect. There was a flat place to camp in the shade just off the main trail, few bugs, plus a McDonalds and supermarket a mere 15 minute hike away. This was the first place I got to make an open fire. I sat alone in my tent smoking weed, reading the new Gibson, jamming out to the Samurai Champloo OST, and playing Pokemon Emerald. Roughly the same things I’d be doing if I was one of those indoor NEETs. At this point I had to face the hardest choice of my whole trip: stay in this cozy little spot for a few more days, or take a bus back to Honolulu for the Okinawan festival?

Memeing for NEETdom

While UBI and NEET-normalization is inevitable, I for one want it to happen sooner rather than later. Alas I am not a trustfund NEET so I don’t have money to throw at the problem. Therefore I must use the only weapon I have. Fortunately, it’s much stronger than money when used to it’s maximum potential. I’m talking of course about memes. Not just internet memes mind you, I’m talking about the more general Dawkinian memes here. In the bronze age we fought wars with bronze weapons. In the industrial age we fought wars with industrially-produced weapons. In the information age we fight wars with information, with memes. Words are our bullets. Social media sites are our guns.

In truth, what’s the main thing stopping most people from being NEETs in this day and age? Shame. Plain and simple. People fear ridicule. People fear being unattractive. Lucky for us that what induces shame is trivial to change. Look at trans acceptance in the past 10 years. In 2007 you would be laughed at (then arrested) for dressing up like the opposite sex and using their bathroom. Now you get appaulded. What changed? Did there suddenly become some monetary incentive to not hate transexuals? Was the government forcing us at gunpoint to change our beliefs? Hell no. People in the mainstream media said it was now completely socially acceptable to live as a member of the opposite sex. Now there may have been some deeper reasoning behind this movement but that’s besides the point. Society changed essentially overnight with little more than memes.

So why can’t this happen with NEETs and NEETdom? Right now, the mainstream perception of a NEET is basically an unemployed adult who lives in his mom’s basement. He is probably fat because he is lazy. He is depressed because he is socially isolated because he cannot afford to go to the bar. This is a pretty negative portrait of a NEET. Let’s break it down and see how we can flip the script.

Being unemployed is only a bad thing if you are homeless or live off your parents. If you win the lottery and don’t work, if you retire early, if you’re squatting in an abandoned building with 6 hippies, somehow society no longer considers you a NEET despite you not being in education, employment, or training. For normal people the reasonable option when you can’t find a job is to live with your parents. Let’s remind ourselves why this is considered bad in the first place.

America is virtually the only country on the planet where living with your parents as an adult carries stigma. This is the norm in most of Europe, South America, Asia, and Africa. So why is it different here? Like most of American history, this phenomenon can be traced back to industry giants manipulating social norms with, you guessed it, memes. In the late 1940s there was fear that the recently stimlulated economy would crash if we didn’t keep pushing the economy further. One of the largest markets was the housing market. Just like with cars, there suddenly was a strong advertising push claiming that you were not a real man if you didn’t buy your own car and your own house. Back in those days home ownership was still possible with nothing but a high school diploma, but people in fact generally needed less space than they do now. Using memes, the housing industry convinced the American people to keep buying more and more new homes and this more or less continued until the Great Recession. This technique is now being implemented full-throttle in the more economically well-off parts of Asia. NEETs refuse to be manipulated by cheap advertising tactics.

As for NEETs being fat, the info from the above classic NEET meme ought to suffice. NEETs have the free time to focus on making ourselves healthy because we’re not too exhausted from work everyday. The fact is that the vast majority of fat people are employed. That is who feels justified to watch TV for 6 hours straight after work. That is who eats McDonalds. A NEET on foodstamps literally can’t even buy fastfood. And while we may not have access to an overpriced gym, running, squats, push-ups, pull-ups, and sit-ups and all their variations are free for everyone. Many famous yogis are NEETs. But when it comes right down to it, we need more NEETs who are fit to “come out of the closet” to provide sufficient real world data to overcome the fabricated pre-conceived notions that most people have about us. I’m already seeing tons of these guys on /fit/, but we need to start doing that irl too. Become a parkour master and wear a NEET T-shirt. That’s all it takes. Like with the housing thing, NEETs aren’t lazy, we just refuse to play society’s bullshit game.

NEETs being depressed is kind of a topic that deserves it’s own post so I’ll save that for next time. But to conclude here, remember fam: we are this generation’s counter-culture movement. Our hippies. Our punks. Revolutionaries at our best, and mere junkies at our worst.

Hawai’i:ii

Koko crater was much rougher terrain than I expected to find here. Rocky and dry, almost desert-like. The barren sky beating down on me aided this perception. Thankfully its near the beach so cooling off between hikes wasn’t an issue. I wanted to check out the Hanauma Bay nature preserve before Koko, but it happened to be closed on Tuesdays. Fortunately just a bit down the road was Lanai Lookout, one of those cool-looking places where the ocean carved rocks into alien landscapes. I got so cozy in one of the alcoves that I slept until the incoming tide woke me up. Oops.

All along Kalaniala’ole were beaches with brutal waves and I chose to check out Sandy Beach. At this point I wasn’t a very strong swimmer so I’m a bit ashamed to admit I didn’t linger in the ocean too long. It was so bad the lifeguard was shouting constantly for people (other people) to go to an easier beach down the road. I ended up camping right across the street from this violent beach in the spiky woods. I smoked some pot, watched the anime Barakamon, and went to sleep. 

The next morning I continued east. Even with my GPS, I got lost in the trails along the lowlands but it was a good kind of lost where you couldn’t hear or see the highway. My favorite beach I found here was Alan Davis Beach (that’s what it’s called) right underneath Pele’s Chair (an interesting rock structure). Here the waves were chilled out thanks to a natural rock barricade further out to sea. Within this little bay was a naturally formed grotto, almost structured like a built-in hot-tub. Most of the ocean floor was rocky, but in this little grotto it was nice and sandy. Some parts even had little seats! It was the ideal place to sit in the ocean with a cold brew.

After lunch and a cold brew thanks to some kind strangers, I continued on. As I was wearing my cool-guy aviators today, more strangers were approaching me and I ended up taking pictures of 3 sets of tourists in the span of an hour, mostly next to Makapu’u Lookout. This is also the day I tried (and failed) at conducting a field repair of one of my 4 solar chargers using nothing but a my trusty pocket knife, a rubber band, and my elementary knowledge of electronics. I ended up leaving it in pieces for whoever had the balls to fix it. I didn’t linger at Makapu’u or Waimanalo beach too long as I really wanted to see what something called Enchanted Lake looked like in real life and it was still 10 km away. Spoiler alert, it sucks, and you can’t even really see it cause its mostly on private property. I did however find a free power outlet near the local skatepark and a beautiful (albeit uncomfortable) place to camp in the dog trail at the end of Kamahele street. So far this was the first time I really got to see the stars in all their splendor.

The next day I headed to Lanikai beach to envy the kite- and wind-surfers. This was probably the shadiest beach I’d found so far, along with the clearest water. But a little further each I found my homey, Kalama beach. This place was so chill I ended up staying here for 4 days straight.  On my second day, there was a youth surfing competition and the ground and garbage was littered with delicious half eaten food. A lot of chicken, both fried and baked, American biscuits, mahi mahi, and expertly seasoned beans and rice. Furthermore there was a library just 15 minutes away where I could mturk and charge easily. Then immediately to the right of Kalama beach park was a little alcove that was easy, comfortable and beautiful to camp in. Sadly, this comfort was to be my undoing.

Being NEET and comfy

Spoiler alert: If the voice of this post sounds different than previous posts, that’s because it is. My name is David, and I was asked to write this column to offer an alternative technique of approaching NEETdom. For the last six months I have been living life free of professional responsibilities, and have instead been (mostly) doing whatever I want.

So a few premises are required before going into detail of what I do. I am in a strange middle point between NEET, lean-FIRE, and Kept Man. 

Kept Man: I currently live with my girlfriend who has free rent at her parents’ second house. This is extremely ideal, as all I have to do is chip in on utility bills. This is also more common than one would think, a lot of baby boomers have the money for multiple houses and very few millennials have the money for one, ergo many boomers allow their children to stay in one house just to keep it in moderately good shape. I recognize that I am lucky to have found a living situation like this, but I also want to point out that it isn’t as unique as one would think. I also recognize that I am very lucky to have found a girlfriend who supports me (not financially, but I will get into that later) in my quest of not-working. She’s truly a unicorn and a girl who is okay with their man making no money is much rarer than free rent.

I do the majority of the cooking, which is fine by me because I love cooking. Also, I’m pretty good at it (worked in restaurants before I went NEET, raised by a single father who also worked in restaurants, I know my way around a kitchen). My girlfriend’s dietary restrictions have increased my grocery bills, but they are still within reason. I also do most of the cleaning. This was going to be a thing anyway, because she is preeeetttty messy (I don’t remember the last time I saw the floor in her room). Luckily, going with that mess is the lack of “squeaky clean” expectations. Mostly I just tidy up as I go, so I don’t even know how to quantify how much time I spend cleaning a day. Maybe five-ten minutes?

lean-FIRE: I don’t get an allowance from my girlfriend, her money she makes is her own, so I need to cover my expenses with my own income. As it is, I spend roughly $100 a month on groceries each month and another $120 on my share of utilities. I cover this pretty easily. I have an automatic income of $150 a month from a long-term sale of an item. This will go on for another four years. As far as other money, once a week I do market research. What this consists of is going to a testing center, taking part in an advertising panel or getting a non-invasive medical test (got my ears checked the other day, for instance), and walking out with $50. Takes about 30 minutes. This covers all of my expenses, gives me a little bit of spending money, and allows me to continue investing.

About investing: I have a retirement account. It is not much, but it is my plan for when i am no longer spry enough to live the way I do without a little bit of extra cash. I’ve been making >10% ROR on it since I opened it (plus I focus on high value dividend-earning stocks such as my recent favorite NLY) which isn’t difficult to do with a little bit of research. I put $50 in a month which is all I can really afford to do. If I underestimated myself and estimated a 9% ROR, I would still get over $150k when I am sixty by only putting in $21k. Yes, that’s right. I am a NEET with a long term plan.

NEET: One of the reasons my girlfriend is okay with me sitting around and playing video games all day (other than the fact that she is generally supportive of the life choices of those around her) is because she has a puppy. This puppy is the closest thing I have to what a NEET would define as work (or, something you do for money that you wouldn’t already do for free). That being said, I love playing with animals, so the very minimal amount of work I put in (basically walking him and house training him) doesn’t affect me that much. Would I prefer to not have to do it? Yes, even though he’s very cute. Would I be stuck doing it even if I DID do work? Also yes, so I think this is a moot point. The cat is much easier to deal with. 

Sometimes a little bit of work is required to keep a relationship going, but this is an issue I would run into regardless of other forms of work so I also think it is a moot point. We still go out to eat once a month, I just went on vacation (drove coast to coast and then flew to Chicago for the hot dog festival), and am currently on vacation at the beach as I write this. Granted, when you don’t have to go to work, every day is a holiday. My life might be a little less bar-filled than it was when I worked, but that is probably a good thing. Overall, I have enough money to cover my expenses, invest in my future, have a little spending money for whatever I want, AND save up for big trips. I see no reason why I should start working again in the future. 

Growing up, I listened to a lot of NOFX, and one line always stuck with me: “I define success as not working.”  I currently consider myself successful.

Hawai’i: part i

I exited the airport with the soundtrack to Breath of the Wild, the newest Zelda game, blaring in my ears. This would turn out to be a good thematic choice for my hikes through the mountains and valleys of Oahu. The first thing I did was check local prices of food. Being near the airport, I figured $4 for a bag of chips was abnormal, but boy was I wrong. Food is way more expensive than it should be here. The average price of a dozen eggs is $7.99. I see wild chickens and roosters everywhere. I’ll have to ask one of the locals about that.

It was easy to find a campsite my first night. Under the overpasses right in front of the airport a short drive from average skyscrapers was a massive shantytown of fellow NEETs. No pics cause they didn’t take to kindly to it. I didn’t linger there long. I quickly stumbled upon Kaka’ako park, which was chock full of families of homeless people. A quick peek into a couple of their tents/tarp cities and I saw at least a couple had computers and TVs in there. Living like true cyberpunk NEETs. Because it was right next to the coast there were free showers, bathrooms, and water. It gets better. This was the first “beach” (the quotes are cause it’s more for fishermen than swimmers; very rocky) I had ever visited that was swarming with cats. Beach kittens everywhere. They were shy at first, but it didn’t even take canned fish for them to start warming up to me. I slept quite comfortaby the first night.

The next morning I headed out to get some food at Walmart. Before I even got there, I found a half full container of Chinese food just sitting, sealed, on the ground. Breakfast! I walked through downtown snapping pics and downloading anime to watch later here and there. I was a little dejected when I got to the Walmart because the prices there still were at least double what I was used to. One of the costs of living on an island I suppose. I still think it’s ironic how much cheaper American pre-packaged food is in Japan than Japanese pre-packaged food is in Hawaii. I suppose the propaganda claiming Japan is overcrowded, xenophobic, and expensive is mere propaganda after all.

I went through Kapiolani park and stumbled across a Hawaiian music festival. Just another normal day in Waikiki. I found a cozy place to camp just south of Diamond Head park but before I could go to sleep, a man from Signapore tried to “befriend” me (I say befriend in quotes because he turned out to be a gay dude trying to seduce me). Gio claimed that hairy str8 bois are his exact kink, so I let him jack off while I bigspoon-cuddled him. The degree to which I attract gay guys as a 0 on the Kinsey scale heterosexual male is perhaps my biggest flaw. He offered me dinner and a roof, but I declined. He did however provide me with useful information on where to head next, Kailua. After he went home, another gay guy came up trying to solicit me. It turned out I had decided to camp in a homosexual outdoor fuckmeet place. Sorry boys!

Before continuing east to Kailua, I went back into Waikiki to experience that too crowded beach again. On my way back I bumped into a surfer dude wearing an exoskeleton. Turns out he used it to help him surf. Too cool! He was with another dude who actually had his legs ripped off and now surfed with cyborg legs. I didn’t get to talk to him (he was in the middle of a television interview) but he’s gonna be on the internet sooner or later, so let me know when you find a video of him.

Anyway, as I continued east I kept on finding the ground littered with food, most of which was in sealed packaging. I found a ramen pack, a half dozen bagels, half a loaf of bread with some PB&J, and near an elementary school a handful of granola bars and 3 containers of milk. The kicker? In an old Marlboro box I found a chillum with half a bowl full of weed and fuckload of resin. I got a lighter, I got high, and I chased the sunset in a beautiful, rich-person neighborhood. No one seemed to mind me setting up camp in the corner of a public park, at least for just a day. I tried find Spitting Cave the next day, but even with the help of one of the locals, I gave up due to hunger the next morning.

At first I planned on using the free wifi at a Taco Bell but because they didn’t have one I ended up at the public library across the street. Mainlanders only need pay $25 for a 5 year library card that gives you access to wifi, electricity, water, and bathrooms all over the state. A pretty sweet deal if you ask me. This was the first day I went hard on mturk, making $10 as I watched anime and as my phone charged (over 4 hours). It’s not much money, but this was the point I realized I could safely live indefinitely like this. Once I secure food stamps it will be all the easier. I continued on to Koko Crater.

Top economists endorse UBI. Those NEET-loving fucks!

Sorry the link is at forbes, but I felt it necessary to use a source that would once have been unlikely to support NEETdom: https://www.forbes.com/sites/francescoppola/2017/08/31/top-economists-endorse-universal-basic-income/?c=0&s=trending#37b671361365

I’m not saying that infographic is the solution, it merely shows one of many possible ways we could fund an Unconditional Basic Income in America. 

All NEETs ought to support UBI because it is the catalyst that will inevitably make NEETdom the norm. Unfortunately, the catalyst that will bring UBI to modern society is another economic depression. How’d FDR get us out of the Great Depression in the 1930s? Well, WWII, but also tons of government investment in its own people. The difference this time is that instead of forcing people to do made-up, busywork jobs, the government would give us a “negative income tax” of sorts.

Some might claim this is unreasonable, even impossible. To those, I say remember that the only people we spend upwards of $20,000/year on through taxes are felons. That’s right, the way the current system works is we reward criminals with free housing, free food, free-time, and pretty much all the drugs and gay sex they can handle. Of course these convicted criminals don’t have the freedom to go travel whenever they want, but how many workers do anyway? 

However, I’m not advocating turning the United States into more of a police state. I’m advocating paying people to not commit crimes. Cities from Washington D.C. all the way to Richmond, California are experimenting with this revolutionary new way to redistribute tax money in society. And it’s working. Crime is going down and high school graduation rates are going up. 

It’s almost as if people didn’t commit crime because of demons that must be beaten out of them. It’s almost as if people commit crime out of desperation and desire for a better life. The Ayn Rand crowd loves to suggest that if we stopped providing welfare to people who need it, they’re simply grow bootstraps, create jobs, or roll over and die. In reality, no one is going to roll over and die if they can’t get the necessities for life. And if there aren’t enough jobs to go around, guess what? They start committing crime and dragging down the quality of life for everyone in society.

The human population has been exploding at a rate nearly as fast as that of which we’ve been automating jobs, compounding the problems of unemployment and inflation. Business leaders are already realizing the necessity of UBI. Get on their level.