What NEETdom means to my computer

This week we have another guest columnist: Thor. I met Thor through my brother a while back when I was looking for a new roommate. Even though he is now a NEET, Thor works harder than any human I’ve ever met and he is the sole reason I can get anything done. Okay enough lame jokes. Using Thor’s graphics card I trained GPT2 on the six posts I wrote here most recently for 2 epochs, gave the resulting model the prompt “NEETdom means”, and this was the 300 word output on the first try with default settings:

NEETdom means “the practice of living by your own standards rather than those of society”. This might seem counterintuitive, but I think the vast majority of NEETs still consider society a waste of time. So they become even more enamored of vengeance against the “idiot rich”. NEETpride is a great way to make sure these “enemies of the community” don’t turn to all the political bullshit.

They actively work to demonize NEETdom, even going as far as fomenting riots and wagecucks being involved in them to shut down any discussion about how their behavior is somehow inherently better than everyone else’s. After all, we’re the people who actually decided not to shoplift.

To their credit most working class NEETs use the media to let their discontent be heard. Unfortunately some in the media hate working class communities, hence the bile. The media regularly use “looters” to describe NEETdom as inherently violent. This contributes to a media myth that working class communities are inherently violent. The media is a vicious beast and working class people everywhere, no matter their stance on violent video games or wagecucks, deserve a full airing. So fuck the looters and all the drama.

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Human NEETpride here again. If I wasn’t already whitepilled on work, if I didn’t make clear long ago that I refuse to profit from this shitty blog, the ability of my computer to replicate my writing style would worry me. I wouldn’t have shared this with you. It’s solely thanks to the fact that I’m a NEET that I have the freedom to do so. No matter how important you think you are, you are disposable. The fact of the matter is that the NEETs will inherit the Earth, be it by wagecucks embracing NEETpride… or wagecucks all committing suicide.

I tried generating an additional 500 word sample (that continues from the above section) to see what came out. Not quite as coherent, but here it is:

Start providing the facts, facts, and continue telling these bile-loving NEETs how violent our communities are. It’s just easier to play the victim when people who do not live in your social circle think you’re too unfair to participate in the discussion. And fuck the puritan media.

It was a goal of the press ethics board to prevent Trump from running and ethics in media are now far more acceptable than ever before. Even Trump himself was forced to backtrack after a video was published where he tried to justify firing of “30,000 police” and other types screaming shame on the protesters. The fact is all these rioters were literally abusing their right to assemble, not rioting.

NEETs have never been more popular, and it’s been well documented that the vast majority of NEETs are very active online. The only problem is most establishment media still only covers wagecucks, the ones most actively pursuing a career in media.

Of course even more importantly we have a history of media conspiracy theories that have no basis in reality. Slavery was part of the mainstream media mythos from the beginning. Poke around for a while and you will come across stories about how the abolitionists wanted to use scare tactics like walking into gun shops to shut them down. I actually stumbled upon this theory when working for this shit in the 1800s, it is highly controversial today but came from the highest of the correct places.

The really interesting story comes from the 1960s when a self-described NEET living with his parents tried to trick government workers into discharging them with NEETdom by selling books they knew would incite riots. It was surprisingly successful but something must have happened to destroy this myth.

I wouldn’t say it’s on the decline, but the 8 year old riots definitely made people think twice about ditching their NEET lifestyle in favor of becoming hard NEETs. Sadly after that 8 year period NEETs who started demanding equality have been conveniently forgotten. To be fair, there was plenty of trash talking in the NEETs face so it wasn’t like everyone was begging for their blood.

Some guys on 8chan have been busy bringing up America’s past slave masters for years and years. When our ancestors started demanding NEETdom they too were also being used.